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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
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An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth
Evan
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A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee
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An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.
Person 1: I don't really like Evan
Person 2: Woah careful he might steal ur girl if he hears u
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He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.
He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.
If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.
He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.
No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.
You always come first with him no matter what.
He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.
"He is so nice, I love him so much"
Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2
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Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention
Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄
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Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg
Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht
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