The best song ever

The best song ever is the "chik-i chi-ka" song that was featured in every 80s movie ever made.

Man 1:"Did you hear that chik-i chi-ka song that was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?"
Man 2:"I'm so sick of that stupid fucking song, it sucks!"
Man 1:"yea, I guess you're right, that song does suck."

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The best person ever

Oomf 😎

Oomf is the best person ever!

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Happily Ever Fapter

The feeling you get after fapping to your favorite fetish.

Man, I just wanked to Asian porn. I feel happily ever fapter.

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THE BEST WORD EVER

THE BEST WORD EVER IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN WRITE IT DOWN SO CAN YOU PLEASE STOP READING THIS AND GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

THE BEST WORD EVER IS THE BEST WORD EVER PERIOD.

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best rapper ever

notorious b.i.g.

hes just like notorious b.i.g.

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Worst Mistake Ever

Electing Obama

Damn we elected obama, we made the worst mistake ever!

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best hug ever

A blowjob

My gf have me the best hug ever with her mouth

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