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The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
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If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him
You spawned extreme greifer Jesus how am I gonna get past there
A technique in Film and Media, which involves zooming in so far onto a persons face that you can practically feel their honking breath.
1) Wayne and Garth : EXTREME CLOSE UP! WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.
i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.
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dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing
Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down
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Extreme Two Footing... Extreme Two Footing is a fad created by three friends in 2011. The rules of Extreme Two Footing requires a person to jump and touch an object of their choice with both feet. The participants feet are not required to touch the object with both feet at the same time; however, both feet must come in contact with the object before landing on the ground. The more random and extravagant the venue, the more extreme the experience will be. The stunt must be recorded on video or pictures and then uploaded to a social networking site to be accounted for.
Extreme Two Footing is not a professional sport by any means.
The first known injury from Extreme Two Footing was documented on August 5th, 2011. A founding creator attempted a new stunt which resulted in a mild laceration to the finger.
Extreme Two Footing was created with no special intentions other than to have fun and to be creative.
Me: Hey, I bet you won't jump and do some extreme two footing off that tree.
You: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Jumps and touches both feet on the tree)
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this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.
Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys
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