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Facebook

The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.

Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.

Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>

by Dr crayzee July 9, 2010

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Facebook

An album of all the people Ive fucked.

Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock

Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.

Boy: you fucked her?!

by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010

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facebook

stalker's paradise

It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!

by theycallmejew December 1, 2009

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facebook

Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.

(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.

by Chelsiee December 5, 2009

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Facebook

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n.

An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.

"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."

by NOSliwes November 20, 2009

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Facebook

To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends.

I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.

by Ahem, youthink? January 10, 2011

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Facebook

A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.

I need to do an assignment.. meh.. Time for facebook.

by Dylbinator October 11, 2010

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