Cap Factory

A place in which a person who frequently caps, works. The workplace specifically designed for liars.

Adrian: Heh you are a bitch
Dylan: You must work at the Cap Factory because you be hella cappin'

Retard Factory

A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.

A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.

Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*

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beat factory

1) a large factory full of men who beat off (masturbate) all day long

2) can also be used as slang for masturbation

1) I wish I worked in the beat factory, I'd be their number one supplier.

2) I'm going to go work a shift in the beat factory.

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Cracker Factory

A term used in Central America for a very sterotipical white couple who produce many offspring. Commen Cracker Factorys have 3-12 kids. Cracker Factorys generally are short on money and live in lower-class neiberhoods.

1. Man, that fucking Cracker Factory is moving to our hood.

2. Shit, once all those Cracker Factorys start moving in across the street, they're gonna paint the whole neiberhood white.

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Keemstar Factory

A name for DJ Keemstar's to-do list.

So that's what I'll be working on at the Keemstar Factory.

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Spaghetti Factory

Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.

She shit on my lap on the way to a date party so I felt I needed to give her the Spaghetti Factory

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Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

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