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Facebook for Christians... with lisps.
Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!
When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.
Yesterday me and the village boys took shits in the field and we all just faith wiped.
A nap taken when one is too lazy or tired to set an alarm and instead just hopes one will wake up in time for one's next engagement.
Often a bad idea and commonly results in the phrase "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Shit, I'm four hours late for work! Why the hell did I take a sleep of faith? Ugh...it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.
person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!
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one of a few bands that changed the face of rock music by being totally origional! The band was started by founder members Billy Gould (Bass) and Mike "puffy" Bordin (drums)Under the name Faith no man! who then went on to enrole Roddy Bottum (Keyboards) Jim Martin (guitars) and Chuck Morsley (vocals)and form Faith No More!
After the release of their second Album (Introduce yourself) Chuck Morsley Was then fired Due to drink and drug problems (He is now a chef and the singer in a band called cement).
they then enrolled courtney love as a singer she never actually recoarded anything with the band because she was fired after a year for being too much of a dictator. After a listen of a demo cassette by a Californian band (Mr Bungle) Jim Martin Pursuaded Billy Gould and the Rest of the band to contact the Bands singer and see if he would sing for them!
At 19 the fresh faced singer Michael Allen Patton agreed to take the job and for the band this was the best thing that could happen not only did they have a new singer they had a new sound a Hybrid of Metal, funk, Rap and techno with clean vocals and energy the band even had top a ten single in the UK (Epic).
The Band Seemed Invinceble right up until their third release with Patton (King For A Day) where the band were dealing with numerous personal and profesional Problems this was the first album they had made without the presence of Jim martin on guitar, a lot of emotin is heard through this album Roddy Bottum didnt have much of a part in wrighting this album as he was dealing with the death of his farther and his rehabilitation of a Drug Habit. Jim martin was replaced by Trey spruance (Mr Bungle, secret chiefs 3) trey never actually toured with Faith No More he was sacked he was unable to commit to the hectic touring schedule which Faith No More endured with each release.
He was then replaced by Dean Menta who toured with them but didnt appear on the last album they released (album of the year) the reason for Dean's exit was that the writing process for the new album wasn't working out. He was was later replaced by Jon Hudson who was the bands last Guitarest and contributed to the wrighting of Album Of the year!
Even tho the Bands relationship was volotile and at times under a lot of presure this was a Key ingredient in the bands wrighting and the controversey was part of the reason why People loved them so much! The Band Influenced and Still manages to influence Many new Metal bands to this day not only that but people blame thenm for the invention of Nu Metal!
We care A Lot (Chuck)
Introduce yourself (Chuck)
The real thing (patton)
Live At Brixton Academy
Angel Dust
King For a Day (fool for a life time)
Album of the Year
Who cares a lot ( the greatest Hits)
This Is It (the best of)
Faith no More are the greatest band that ever lived!
Also check out Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk!
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A character from WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". Sometimes called the "The Third Slayer" or the "Dark Slayer" or "Rogue Slayer" She loves the life of slaying too much and accidentally killed the Mayor's Deputy, went to jail for it. Helped Buffy Summers defeat "The First" Location currently unkown due to Sunnydale a "crater"
Is a playable character in the video game "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" and has appeared as a cameo in occassional "Buffy" and "Angel" novels & episodes.
You: "Which Slayer do you like best? Buffy Summers or Faith Lehane?"
Me: "I like both. Buffy for her wit, Faith for her kick-ass-take-no-prisoners attitude."
You: *smirks* "Five by Five girlfriend!"
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A girl that gets slutty with you and only you. A very nice package deal if you like getting it in a lot. Which, what guy doesn't?
Girl: shes such a whore, look at that dress
Guy: naww..i dated her. shes a faithful slut.
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