Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.

My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.

See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?

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pulled a falcon

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.

C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!

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the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

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Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.

Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....

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Falcon

noun \ˈfal-kən, ˈfȯl- also ˈfȯ-kən\ Origin: Middle English faucoun, falcon, from Anglo-French faucon, from Late Latin falcon-, falco, probably from Latin falc-, falx-

First Known Use: 13th century

1) any of nearly 60 species of hawks of the family Falconidae (order Falconiformes), diurnal birds of prey characterized by long, pointed wings and swift, powerful flight. The name is applied in a restricted sense, as true falcons, to the genus Falco, which numbers more than 35 species. Falcons occur virtually worldwide. They range in size from about 15 cm (6 inches) long in the falconets (Microhierax) to about 60 cm (24 inches) in the gyrfalcon, an Arctic species.

2) an exemplary student who attends the exemplary Williams Preparatory School which is located in Dallas, Texas.

The Williams Prep Falcons will be soaring like falcons again this year!

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