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Fap water

The water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it.

I fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. She promptly splashed around and gurgled my Fap Water. Julie, if you read this in the future, I'm so sorry.

by CSLuto December 31, 2011

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Fap Fart

Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop

i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

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fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 15, 2009

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Fap Tax

An offering voluntarily paid to a content creator after a good fap that resulted from free content.

*Faps* Wow, Betty just put on an amazing free live show, and I feel obligated to pay the fap tax.

by Jake Fapper July 29, 2021

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Fap Safe

Something in a video or a picture that is normal to masturbate to, usually including partial - if not full frontal nudity.

Something fap safe can include a hot chick's cleavage, or a woman's ass.

by Xerox48 July 9, 2012

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Fap Cave

Your favorite place to masturbate in peace. Your fortress of fap solitude.

What does Eric do all day?

Idk probably fap in his fap cave.

by Arnold palmer October 8, 2014

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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.

* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."

by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

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