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That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.
*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
A stadium that needs to renovated but is an underrated stadium it sits in city center Phoenix not some sports complex in south Phoenix. Its has a retractable roof which is nicknamed the spite roof because it spites both the heat and sun
I went to chase field just to try a dback dog only to find out I could of just went to circle k for cheaper.
A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.
"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"
When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.
I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.
A very exclusive, group that you are not allowed to be apart of unless your last name ends in field, then you will be considered.
Your bitch ass isn't in the field Gang Isaac.