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Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?
Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
The only thing in your life that'll stick up for you.
I don't have to deal with your shit - *uses middle finger*
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What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.
Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.
Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.
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A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat
Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically
"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"
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when a person sharpens thier fingernail and proceeds to violently finger a girl. Can be performed girl on girl or heterosexually.
"Sure the scabs are really irritating, but that razor finger sure was worth it."
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A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
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an action performed:
1) for luck.
2) to exclude oneself from the rules which would normally apply.
3) to imply that "we're like *that*", ie as close to each other as two crossed fingers
Can be represented by the emoticon (yn); apparently this pictorially resembles crossed fingers ...
1) fingers crossed for your driving test!
2) "It": Tagged you!
Taggee: No, you can't, cos my i've got my fingers crossed.
Ma: How could you lie to me, Johnny!?
Johnny: It wasn't really a lie, ma; I had my fingers crossed behind my back.
Cop: You're under arrest, Sonny Jim.
Boy: You can't arrest me, cos I had my fingers crossed when I burgled all those houses...
3) Mafioso: Me and the Don; we're like *that*
Other guy: (gulp)...
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