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What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.
Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...
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Someone whose forehead is so large, it becomes a five head.
Rihanna and Angelina Jolie are prime examples of five head
a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".
Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)
Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).
Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)
The same gesture as the famous High five but a more friendly term that can be exclaimed without making one look/sound like a high-fiving douche bag.
"So these frat boys in their Lexus' tried racing me in my VW, and I totally let them blow past just to watch the cops pull them over... Up Five!"
in lieu of an after-sex high five: "YEAH! I just banged the shit out of you! Up Five!"
A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.
#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?
(Intentional) Two Hitler Salute, one is on top, one is on bottom. (Not sexual positions.) One has their arm in the air (normal hitler salute) one does the same but puts theirs downward. Then the top lets their arm fall onto the one below and they meet in a high five!
Person: That was a great victory over the enemy!
Person 2: That deserves a Heil Five!
<both heil five>