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A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!
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1) A decent school in Florida, a state which inflates its high school GPAs for the benefit of college ranking.
2) A place where students who have never left the state of Florida for some reason think their degrees are of the same merit as degrees from universities like UCLA, UC Berkeley, Stanford, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard, Fordham, Virginia, etc., etc., etc...
3) The home of the Gator Nation.
"I've never left Florida, so as far as I'm concerned, UF is the best school in the U.S.A., or the world for that matter."
"Where did you attend school?"
"Ivy-League"
"Really? I graduated from Columbia!. Where are you from?"
"University of Florida. Go gators; the south will rise again."
By the way, UF is ***NOT*** listed as "public ivy" either.
The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll (1985):2
College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
University of California6
University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Texas at Austin
University of Vermont (Burlington)
University of Virginia (Charlottesville)
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Weston, Florida- A small, upscale city in North Broward County.
Renting a small, one floor home is upwards of 1,600 a month.
2+ bedrooms, 1 and a half bathrooms, full kitchen, dinig/living room, internet cables, 3 telephone jacks, 2 car driveway, 1+ car garage, backyard.
An average home costs around 400,000.
Two or more floors, 2 1/2 baths +, 3 or more bedrooms, dining room, living room/den, internet cables, 5+ telephone jacks, 2+ car garage, driveway, backyard.
An above average or extravvagant home will be upwards of 800,000 dollars.
Details courtesy of an accredited realtor.
Weston is about an hour drive away from North Miami, and 20 minutes from the heart of Davie.
Sawgrass Mills Mall is a worthwhile place to shop, seeing as how the next mall, aventura, is 30 minutes away, while sawgrass is a ten minute bus ride from Weston road.
It has a very cool place to eat called "Rainforest Cafe".
Westons population consists of mainly latins, white, and african americans.
There are alot of job opportunities for adolecents, as most teenagers are given money, or don't need it. Most are focused an getting good grades, and many schools are considered "A+" schools.
Weston is a wonderful place to raise young children, and to live out retirement.
It's a safe community, and some would call it pretty above average. It is beautiful here, and someone who has been around grey trees and brown grass all their life probably won't take it for granted.
The Rock has a house in weston, florida
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From killer smog caused by factory pollutants to the gangs on moncrief road, Jacksonville is the place for your family and kids to come, downtown Jacksonville looks like a cut city off the walking dead with homeless people mindlessly roaming the streets and every corner, food hospitality is great just make sure you bring your bulletproof vest down to the local McDonalds and the low life scum of down town is phenomenal, as we get closer to the edges of Jacksonville you have Jacksonville beach, Red Tide, that dead fish smell and your local prostitute can all be found here don’t stay under the unfinished boardwalk for too long you might be ambushed by gangs and homeless people. North side is Rednecks and EastSide is the suburbs and WestSide is Gangs and Southside is upper class, don’t even get me started on the Terrible roads and unfinished construction that have been here for the past 30 years. The roads are all torn up and cracks and pot holes, and while your here get robbed and murdered at the half closed Regency mall, and the only solace is the St.Johns Towncenter and The Avenues Mall.
Person 1: Wyd today in Jacksonville Florida?
Person 2: Going to the Towncenter or Avenues Mall you?
Person 1: Yes me too that’s the only thing to do!
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Referring to a group of 12 people who can't convict a child murderer because of a "conscience issue" but have no problem taking $50K to go on a talk show and talk about it.
Jim: "Did you hear about that child murderer that got off only with lying to law enforcement?
Scott:"Yeah, she had a Florida jury, no wonder she got off."
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A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.
Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose?
Rick: Maybe cuz their so good?
Tom:...
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