Low Lifer

A person who spends a massive amount of time doing something that wont benefit their life at all, Such as a person who plays Call of duty: Modern Warfare2, 24/7.

John:Dude, All this month i played COD and only slept like 4 times.

James:Dude.... Are you for real?

John:Yeah, Man!

James:You're a real low lifer, Bro.

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High and Low

A High and Low is the act of performing both Surprise! Butt Secks and Surprise! Skull Fuck on a person simultaneously.

Navy and I totally pulled a High and Low on that Klingon dude.

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Low Horse

Someone attempting to use logic to make a point in an arrogant and egotistical manner despite their argument being somewhat shaky.

Opposite of High Horse.

A: He keeps banging on about Italy being a shining example of government despite all of the obvious things wrong with that place.

B: Tell him to get off his f****** low horse

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Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.

Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%

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Low bones

When two bros go in for a fist bump but they don’t raise their arms. So their fists are gonna be by their waist. Then they whisper under their breath “that’s what’s up”. It’s super casual and only real bros do it.

While watching that dope explosion they just made Jim boy and tommy go in for that casual low bones.

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low brow

A person or persons of a lowly nature; scutter,scag head, fround and looked down on, swindon

A girls who farts would in front of you would be considered low brow.

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low-pro

Low-profile wheels (package consisting of rim and tire); usually a minimum of 20 inches in diameter. Vastly used to personalize ones vehicle.

"Dayum! That 'Pala gots some phat-ass low-pros, yo!"

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