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A fucking stupid game that people ages 5-18 play when they have no social life or girlfriend. They spend hours on the game, trying to get a Victory Royale, not understanding that no one gives a fat fuck that they won one stupid game. Its the ultimate condom, no fortnite player will get a girlfriend.
Dude I just discovered Fortnite!!!
Dude... we cant be friends. good luck fucking over your life
a popular video game 12 year olds use as an excuse to stay home instead off going to this crap-hole that people call
school .
mom i need to stay home today so i can complete my Fortnite challenges
Literally Trash. If you play this, you either voice troll on it, hate it (good choice), or are some kid who thinks their awesome at it, And trust me if you are the last one iTS A WAiST oF UR HECKING TImE. Oh and also u probably like ninja. SAY IT WITH ME, FORTNITE SUCKS. Thank you have a nice day. (That is if you hate it)
The guys in my class: Bro I’m so good at Fortnite
Me: you know what that means?
The guys in my class: what?
Me: you’re a SIMP
A game that girls dont like because their boyfriends hardly pay attention to them anymore and pay attention to fortnite
Girl: hey
Boy: hey
Girl:come on call
Boy:not now babe in on fortnite with the boys
Girl:ok, later ?
Boy:yeh maybe
A retarded game kids play because they think they are cool. Kids make fun of you for sucking even though it’s a fucking GAME
Retard: “Your so bad at fortnite kid”
Me:it’s a fucking GAME
Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*