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When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.
A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.
Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
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any person(male or female) in the gay community; can also be a gay couple that you would assume performs the sex position 69 on a regular basis
Boy 1: Look at those gay men.
Boy 2: Yeah, they look like they play for the San Francisco 69ers.
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When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
A a term used to describe that is gay but is generally used/accepted by straight people. The gayness can stem from a design in a product, a feature in a thing or an aspect of the thing. When a straight person interacts with this thing it arouses a minor suspicion that they might be gay.
The product may not however involve anything to do with gay sex or other things that are blatantly gay.
Things that are San Francisco gay:
Apple Products, Organic Foods, Expensive Designer Clothes
Things that are NOT San Francisco gay:
Kissing Dudes, Will and Grace, Prius's
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the act of homosexual oral sex
erik really wasnts to eat a san francisco sausage from bryce.
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