Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant

Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"

DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro

So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!

Navy Friday

Thursday.

(with drinking)

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.

Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.

What day is it?
Diet Friday

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.

Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!