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A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.
Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?
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A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.
I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.
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There was a popular song in the 1940's that asked this question: How do you like your eggs fried or boiled?
There was also an advert in the UK during the 1970's that asked the same thing.
man : How do you like your eggs, fried or boiled?
woman: Fertilised !
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Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.
Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.
He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.
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Potato wedges fried in boiling fat, smothered in solidified fat, and usually consumed after being dipped in liquid fat (or Fry Sauce)
Rebecca: "I'm craving cheese fries like none other..."
Caitlyn: "It's because they infuse their cheese with cocaine."
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cooked human flesh, gender-unspecific <i.e. male or female>. Also, the progenitor of friedmandesigns.
yo...maybe on the newest episode of survivor they'll get so hungry they'll have fried-man...har har har.
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