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The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.
I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.
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It is actually a term used to make fun of how Germans speak english.
"Zee" is the inability of Germans to enunciate the 'th'.
Hans-Dieter: "Zee Lederhosen were so tight JA, I could not feel zee schnitzel änymore!"
Klaus:"Scheiss mich an, du Sau!"
Trevor: "Did you hear what Zee Germans said?!
Mike: They are not German, they're frickin' idiots!!!"
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The act of swinging on a chandelier, while wearing flight goggles, grabbing your penis as if controlling an airplane, making plane noises, and dropping a mad duce directly upon your woman below you.
Last night I gave my girl a German Bombardier.
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A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German sausage only comes in a small package.
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The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .
Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.
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one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.
Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play