Random
Source Code
Random
anal sex without withdrawal for an extended amount of time
man: aww man im sore
man 2: what happened
man: me and some girl had mormon glory for 3 hours.
18👍 37👎
Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
22👍 49👎
Occurs in "Half-Life 2: Deathmatch" when a player takes a flammable barrel with their gravity gun and shoots the barrel high and far across the map hoping to kill the opponent(s) as the barrel explodes on top of them.
Timmy took that barrel, shot it across the map, yelled "Glory Shot!" and nailed this guy, he didn't know what hit him!
4👍 5👎
1.) What a woman or emo chick starts to feel like, when she realizes that she is being used simply to perform blow jobs to who she thinks is her friend, but really is not her friend.
2.) The mouth of the woman being used merely for a blow job.
When James did not want her to hang out with him and his friends after his political meeting and only wanted her company when he did not have another blow job lined up, she realized that she was simply a glory hole to him, not a person with her own feelings, and he did not really want her friendship, only her mouth.
48👍 117👎
To forcibly grab or imprison a penis extended through a glory hole, or small opening in a bathroom stall, used for anonymous sex.
He put the sad mother in a solid glory hold, then pinned that pizzle with six-inch steel nail, and left the sad sack screaming, bleeding, and moaning, in the grotty mens-room stall.
13👍 26👎
The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
7👍 12👎
an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
24👍 57👎