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Golden Sandcastle
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
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When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.
Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.
The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.
- How was your dump, bro?
- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet
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Aka, Goil, refers to when a person slides their way out of consequences by relying on their riches.
Tiffany got her DUI charges dropped by relying on her golden oil
A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.
It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.
(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)
The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
when you're shagging a chick in the arse and you piss instead of cumming
I went all Golden Raider on my girlfriend lastnight! She leaked all night long