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evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.

The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

by bewareofevilgeese December 27, 2006

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Goose bulbs

When someone lights up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave be goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020


Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020


goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014


Goose Clique

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.

Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*

by cos the best June 12, 2020


goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER May 1, 2008


to spoon the goose

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

by baby8dingo July 17, 2020