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A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.
According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."
Achieving multiple orgasms from mere words, pictures, or facebook pokes from someone that you are very attracted to.
Wow, I saw his picture and it gave me a Greg-gasm!
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(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina
Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?
Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.
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The lead singer of Bad Religion,(A.K.A) the greatest punk band ever.
"I saw Greg Graffin at the Bad Religion concert"
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A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.
The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.
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Very cute. CSI level 1 formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire" season 3. Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.
Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders danced around with a headress?
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the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls
'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'
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