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A gym turtle is one of those big guys who can probably lift 200lbs, usually bald... although some of them try to disguise themselves by letting their hair grow a bit, but you can still tell they are turtles because they wear their shells in the front, right below their chest and above their waist instead of having it in the back like a normal turtle, most of them are proud of their shells because it helps them lift more weight instead of working on their abs. even though they look menacing, most of them are friendly, but it's always good to be cautious around them.
J: hey dude, look at that gym turtle over there bench pressing 300lbs.
S: yeah, i know, good thing he has his shell or else he would get a hernia.
J: yeah, that shell sure comes in handy.
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a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual
b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker
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A person who constantly talk about the gym, posts muscular selfies half naked, and looks down an anyone smaller than them
Ste stop talking about your gains, you're such a gym whammer
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A father that always goes to the gym. Normally an attractive "daddy".
Wow, look at that man. He is such a gym daddy.
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A class where atleast one girl checks out the hott teacher aid.
Girl 1: I hate this class
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: Damn, I love gym class. I just love the people in it. (stares at teacher's aid and sighs.)
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Someone who spends all their time in a gym but does absolutely zero excercise.
Gym Rat: God I'm so pumped for the gym, time to get fucking juiced!
Does one rep
Gym Rat: FUCK YEAH!!! TIME TO WALK AROUND AND ACT LIKE A BOSS
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