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handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen July 26, 2015

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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 21, 2010

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Moon over My-Handy

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

by DaCrun October 11, 2010

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Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

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80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 8, 2023


Mannyโ€™s Handy

When you use the grease from a Mannyโ€™s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Mannyโ€™s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 24, 2020


Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job

Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy

by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024