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A sex position in which the male hangs upside down on a ceiling fan and the female (while sucking) runs around the fan to keep up with the pace of the man.
Yo, me and Markiplier did helicopter style last night.
When you stick a toy helicopter up your girlfriends butt, and push her acrossed the floor screaming " WE'RE GOING DOWN HOUSTON"
I performed The Spinny Helicopter on the bae, and she was goin down
The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.
Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!
Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure
Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx
When you have such bad diarrhea that it shoots out of the sides of the toilet seat.
A- when i had food poisoning, i had such bad diarrhea that it ended up in a shit helicopter
B- jesus
An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only been four recorded occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"
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When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.
"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"
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