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a large, moist bowel movement, particularly occuring after a heavy night of drinking.
Oh, man i'm still wrecked from last night's party. Where's your bathroom? I need to go bust a honey griz.
Used to pretend that your family relatives, usually your nephew had been roasted by their homie.
Woo honey! Y'all telling me? Oh, he here.
When a guy doesn't give enough head
friend 1: Dude, John is really sweet and everything but he is honey shy!
friend 2: Break up with him, I literally won't date a guy if he's honey shy
The act of performing a 69 whilst rubbing the girls clitorous and inserting 2 fingers into her ass simultaneously.
"Did you hear that John and Brittany were Honey Bunning last night? That sounds like a lot of work!"
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honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.
guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?
guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.
Chasing life's goals. Chasing money, love, education etc.
Melissa is too busy chasin honey to bother with hanging out.
Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
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