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When a guy doesn't give enough head
friend 1: Dude, John is really sweet and everything but he is honey shy!
friend 2: Break up with him, I literally won't date a guy if he's honey shy
A woman who appears attractive under low lighting conditions. Usually not attractive under bright lights.
"I thought she was hot, but she's really a dimlight honey."
A cute boyo from ouran high school host club
Akko: Honey-Senpai ish kinda cute tho
Aiden: yesh indeed
Flowing as with honey; smooth; flowing sweetly or smoothly.
Wheein from Mamamoo has top notch honey-vocals that heal and soothe.
a large, moist bowel movement, particularly occuring after a heavy night of drinking.
Oh, man i'm still wrecked from last night's party. Where's your bathroom? I need to go bust a honey griz.
Chasing life's goals. Chasing money, love, education etc.
Melissa is too busy chasin honey to bother with hanging out.
Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
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