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Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter

by June 19, 2023


Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023


honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget November 21, 2017


bla-honk

a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

Bla-honk

by madlyscout May 10, 2011


wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025


Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 23, 2022


honking troll

similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons

1. Being judgmental

2. Being hypocritical

3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense

Following examples of honking

1. honking 4 times

2. honking lightly 2 times

3. Holding the horn for a period of time

4. Honking repeatedly

sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.

by Protoman00 September 11, 2010