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The more accurate name for the popular sport known as Basketball.
"I love playing African Hoop-Ball, but I suck at it"
"That's because you're white".
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God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
An excited rant caused by petty annoyances.
Bill: "dammit, oh my god this is so stupid, god damn it."
John: "What the hell are you Hoop-de-doo'ing about?"
Those big-ass hoop earring that skanky women wear. They are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy fuck, right behind the tramp stamp.
Johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. He walked up to the girl wearing the fuck me hoops, and bought her a PBR. The rest is His Story.
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The new name for the sport previously known as Basketball.
"Johnny, let's go play a game of Hoop Dreams."
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It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
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A specific sexual act usually recieved by a female and given by a male. The three smaller fingers are inserted into the vagina while making a circular shape with the index finger and thumb.
"I gave her the old Three-fingered hoop behind the Pittsworth Hotel."
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