I'm Spartacus!

A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.

In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.

*during huge party at Tom's house*

Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?

*a few seconds of silence pass*

Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*

Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!

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i'm a gangster

i'm a strait up G, the gangster life is the life for me...

don't player-hate on me, i'm a gangster

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I'm weak

An expression from Virginia Beach, VA that means the person is entertained, amused or hysterical. Origin could be from the fact that when you laugh so hard your knees and/or body becomes weak. (ALSO "I'm so weak")

Katt Williams had me so weak after that weed joke.

That kid is so funny, I'm weak!

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i'm baby

usually meaning ur the submissive one in a relationship. u prefer to be called baby and other pet names by ur s/o

"i'm baby"

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I'm bored

Well of course you're bored! You're procrastinating so much homework! You should do that. No matter how much you hate it you must do ur homework. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS

I'm bored
Me too
*sigh*
*sigh*

I'm so bored I'm talking to myself.

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I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.

Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!

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I'm on aux

Someone who is in control of the music at a party/event.

Don't worry, I'm on aux!

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