when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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when someone who speaks another language and you don't understand | a song by seventeen
person A : yo bro ! ko pukima by the way !!
person B : i don't understand but i luv you
When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
: ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ฏ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ณ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ช๐ข ,๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ข๐ฑ๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด.
โHow are you doing?โ
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing
When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.
Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!
Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth
Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m