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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

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Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.

Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!

by BernardSaint February 3, 2019


Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.

Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.

by Meeswee July 5, 2019


The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015


the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018


bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 12, 2005

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Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

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