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Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard
Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?
Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.
Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.
I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.
Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.
You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.
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The catchphrase from the world famous Marvel legend, Morbius. First spoken in the 2022 box office hit, Morbius. The movie grossed 234 Morbillion dollars, being so successful, it created a new unit of measurement. The legend Jared Leto, who had played the Joker, in the masterful 2016 hit, Suicide Squad. The movie was given a 100 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 10 on IMDB. The catchphrase itself speaks a powerful message about the values of society and discrimination. As well as demonstrating the life of the working class. This powerful line has been presented from world leaders and CEO’s.
Judge: Do you plead guilty for selling illegal substances to those group of minors? As well as sexually abusing them.
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time
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When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.
Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.
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