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The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.
"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.
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Idiot. Complete idiot.
Tends to try to hide him being angry, with saying “I’m laughing.”
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Ian’s are usually caring family men with a big heart that gets forgotten because he can’t wait for anything for more than 10 seconds
Ian is the greatest dad of all time
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Best fucking fisherman on the east side of the Mississippi
Who’s that fisherman with the long cock?
Must be Ian.
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Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.
Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.
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That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids
Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend
Ian: 12
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An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.
What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.
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