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dik noun not noun, verb: a deserving of or held in contempt; despicable, naive, foolish or inane, esp. in an unconscious, complacent manner; silly, or inconsequential person able to make unable or unfit; weaken or destroy the capability of; cripple; incapacitate
After weeks of hard game, I finally got this playboy playmate to come over to my place for a little romance. The mood was set and things looked excellent for a night of unreal sex. Just then my dick knot of a room mate walked in and made himself at home.
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Cardi got knotked in the head at Harper’s Bazaar ICONS party.
Knot head
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the asshole
I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot
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Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.
Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.
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The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
"Dude, I've got a serious case of the ass-knots."
One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."
Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"
"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
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Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.
LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.
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