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A cemetery
When you die, you are buried in a bone garden.
Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.
The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.
When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.
Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.
Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.
"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."
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Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.
Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.
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A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.
Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?
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