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To imediately have a feeling of regret and shame after busting a nut'
After i had sex with my step sister, i had the worst case of regret nut....
A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.
*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*
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Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.
It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!
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Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.
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A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
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Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
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Nut Chowder
I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.
British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."