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ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.
Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.
It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.
Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!
Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.
Person 2: Fr?!
Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
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The repeated telling of a lie.
One = lie
2+ = lies.
Repeated lies = Israeling
He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.
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Making up false evidence to back their claims.
they said that? oh they israeling
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Casting aspersions on Israel based on limited knowledge gained by drawing incorrect assumptions from unverified social media posts, biased news organizations, opinions from a friend of a friend who says they know a lot about the Palestinian struggle but fails to mention Hamas is a ruling active government being run by terrorists, and not realizing (or realizing) they are perpetuating anti-Semitic tropes used by Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and good ol’ fashion racists.
Johnny was Israeling about the Hamas Israel war with his friends and feeling smug since he was thousands of miles away from the conflict and didn’t have to deal with his family/friends being murdered by terrorists in their homes
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Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:
appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun
The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!
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When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel
Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
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A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."