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standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.

hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!

by UM North Quad December 9, 2011


One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018


That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.

"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

by Snakes and ladders October 22, 2016


Daddy Issues

Sex with older men

Kate! You have daddy Issues?? Eww!

by vEthelindBanana May 21, 2018

5πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


bushy beth issues

to have an unruly amount of pubic hair, or to be insulted based upon the unruly amount of pubic hair you possess. usually people realize they have bushy beth issues immediately before seeking a trim or shave.

where's my clippers at bro? i got some real bushy beth issues going done.

by cheybailey October 4, 2010

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


catch ya issue

when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!

Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!

by WeemsGirl December 6, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter July 15, 2015