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When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
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A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.
Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)
Later in the family group chat
Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.
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A lie that doesn’t have any particular damage or colossal aftermath. However, something that is not a white lie but is often mistaken for one; stealing someone else’s Halloween candy without their knowledge. This is a crime.
“A little white lie never hurt anyone,” he said as he tossed the body in a freshly dug ditch.
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when you think someone is lieing. you have to say lie buster, then the people around you have to pound your fist or everybody thats around you
guy #1 ey ima get some tonite
guy #2 lie buster!!who wood wanna get some from you han-wella
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A song in which you know the singer dosen't mean it.
for example " oh, baby lets make love all night long", you know if you were to meet them they wouldn't let you touch them with a ten foot pole.
I get tird of these song lies.
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Lie Support is the support your friends give to your lie when someone begins to question it. Usually to back up the lie so it is more believable. Situations can include lies to family, other friends, or your Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Girlfriend - "So you were all out all night helping your helping a soup kitchen?"
Your Friend - "Yeah, we thought it would be nice to help out people who don't have a home of their own."
Girlfriend - "That is SO nice of you!"
-Girlfriend Leaves-
You - "Thanks for the Lie Support man, that was close"
Your Friend - "No problem"
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A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.
Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"
Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."
Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"
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