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A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
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The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
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Joel Ward is an NHL player who plays for the Washington caps. He is the all around best player in the NHL and he fucks at least 2 bitches every night, and he is the currently the leading jersey seller of all the NHL players.
John: how many bitches do you think Joel Ward got tonight?
Mike: oh id say at least 17
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Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
Joel Berghult, an awesome human being, has a YouTube Channel called RoomieOfficial, about music, where he compares different songs using his expertise. He is very funny and was in Pewdiepie’s music video for Congratulations. He is also be very talented.
You wish you were Joel Berghult!
Joel is Swedish 🇸🇪 Woohoo
A famous American Pianist. Released loads of songs. Best song was Piano Man which made Gold Platinum.
Guy #1: What are you listening to?
Guy #2: Billy Joel mate.
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