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A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
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he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
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To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
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Joking with someone in a sarcastic or cynical way.
Wow, i'm sorry I was only Jaking
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Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
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A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
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