jazz hose

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

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Jazze Pha

A producer/artist who made his debut on the music scene in 2001,producing for acts such as Ludacris(Area codes),Nappy Roots(Aw Naw), Cash Money(Beautiful life) and Field Mob (Sick of being lonely) He also owns his own label Sho' Nuff records. He hails from Atlanta and his first artist is Ciara. He is usually featured saying This is a Jazze Phizzle of the Shizzle.

This is a Jazze Fizzle of the Shizzle Missy Missy The PRincess is HERE CIARA

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smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

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jazz cafe

to take someone to When a man releases he semen onto a girls facial area. "Jazz" coming from "jizz" and "cafe" coming from "eat," the new combination is "Jazz Cafe." Made popular by the Covino and Rich Show on Maxim Radio on Sirius Satellite Radio.

"She's HOT! U should take her to the Jazz Cafe." OR "Yeah she gave me dome and I took her to the Jazz Cafe."

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jazzed up

1.To be really excited about something that is not worth getting excited over.
2.What you look like after bukkake.
3.Past tense of sexual exhilaration.
4.The stimulating feeling before an ejaculation

1.Avvampato said we all gotta get "Jazzed Up" for Red Ribbon Week.
2.Crystal coulnd't open her eyes because she was all jazzed up.
3.Ryan got jazzed up the night before.
4.While crying and masturbating, Cuban felt jazzed up.

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Coon Jazz

Synonym for Rythem and Blues (R&B) music.

I dont wanna hear that COON JAZZ 'round here!

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Jazz Slut

Skanky aspiring musicians that hit on professional jazz players hoping to make a name for themselves.

A: "Did you see that skank hitting on the sax player last night?"
B: "Yeh she went home with him after the gig"
A: "She's a total jazz slut"

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