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a bitch. a snake. someone you CANNOT TRUST. will steal your man because she is the worst.
"got backstabbed by a friend"
"what a fucking jessica"
To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
Jessica is a fucking retard
One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.
Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*