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A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."
Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .
Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?