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One who rides a pussy.
Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.
Versatile.
Boy is he a pussy jockey.
GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.
That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.
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The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.
"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."
a person who will only dry hump
She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.
One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.
I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.
A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.
She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.
One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!