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life of the party,awesome,tall
you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
Steroids, specifically winstrol
He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson
A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.
Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.
The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"
"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"
An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.
Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.