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When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.
Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.
A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.
Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.
The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"
"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"
That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.
"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."
The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat
Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had
Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer