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When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
life of the party,awesome,tall
you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
Is another word for a condom.
Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.
I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.
"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."
The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.
Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'
Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,
Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"