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The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.
Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!
Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
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some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
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the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
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A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
"EEW! There where Jonas Brothers in the toilet!! Who didn't flush?"
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The Jonas Brothers Fansite. Members pay about 35$ a year to get a forum, an over rated member gift, crappy presale tickets, m&g contests, and a whole world of drama.
The Jonas Brothers have virtually no contact with this site, and they never visit it.
Many people think that the m&g contests are rigged, due to certain people who win every time they enter.
there are some girls, who start LOTS of drama about themselves, using secret accounts, it is all a nag for attention, and when girls find out, they get nasty.
Girl 1: did you see anna made an extra account and pretended to hate on herself so people would feel bad for her?
Girl 2: yeah, shes annoying me a lot.
Girl 1: so, i think we should just make her want to leave
Girl 2: okay :) sounds good!
sunweed: theres so many girls who have connections who are stealing meet and greets from us here on Team Jonas!
sane person: please shut up
sunweed: i have theories!
sane person: please shut up
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When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
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bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
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