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hit the juan

When you are very disapointed in Mexicans.

I said "Hit the juan"

by RekciL YssuP November 17, 2015


Juan/Juanussay

The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🀞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty

Who's Juan/Juanussay ?
Juan/Juanussay is the best person on this planet.

by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022


Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 27, 2019


juan bobo

Spanish slang for a slow minded person

Do I look like some kind of Juan bobo to you?

by JoeeB September 24, 2020


Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty

"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."

by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


anuder juan

someone saying another one in spanish

"i love dj khaled" "yeah me too anuder juan"

by harrysaidso March 10, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž